My boss brought cakes into the office yesterday afternoon. This caused me to reflect on the different behaviours of bosses. Perhaps readers can add their own comparisons.
Good Boss
A good boss brings cakes for his staff.
Bad Boss
A bad boss brings conjunctivitis and lanyngitis for his staff
Good Boss
A good boss leads his staff to verdant pastures of opportunity
Bad Boss
A bad boss ensures the verdant pastures are glowing green before his staff arrive
Good Boss
A good boss has his staff bomb Syria
Bad Boss
A bad boss has his staff bomb Syria.
Pathetic Boss
A pathetic boss has his staff bomb Syria if it would please his mates.
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