How to Burn a Guitar

Burning a guitar is not complicated.

1. Fill the guitar with balls of dried newspaper. The balls should not be scrunched too tightly, so there are plenty of air pockets.
2. Use a brush or a cloth to rub a thin layer of vodka over the guitar, apart from the upper fingerboard, neck, head and tuning keys. The vodka may be substituted with any alcohol that is at least 40% proof.
3. Light the newspaper through the soundhole.
4. When there is a good flame going, hold the guitar by the upper fingerboard or neck area, raise it above your head, and shout "No More Will He Play This Evil Instrument While I Have My Turns". Alternatively, stand proudly with a smug expression on your face.
5. Don't forget to search just in case there is a second guitar.

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[PythonMagus]

It appears that "Peter, Paul and Python" will not be releasing their new album "If I had a Warhammer", which was going to introduce new best sellers like "Blowing Up the Windows", "Puff the Majestic Nuke" and "Where have all the transports gone".

The musosphere will be a poorer place.