Real and Imaginary Hockey Stick

PythonMagus has been playing with his imaginary hockey stick.

How do I know that this hockey stick is imaginary?

Easy. You see Thygocanberra gave his famous hockey stick to me and not to the Python. And, I have the photograph to prove it. This hockey stick is almost as old as PRESTAGS. It is made of ancient wood, and supported by Thygo's famous yellow insulation tape. I understand modern hockey sticks are lighter, and made of exotic materials like aramid (kevlar) and carbon fibre. I prefer heavy and old.